echoingocean: sometimes when I see some things on my dash and I’m like did you sell your soul to photoshop because h o w
d1strict: ive got 99 problems and me being hungry so late at night is all of them
tennantstype40: moominboy: what if tim burton made a biographical film about his life and cast johnny depp as himself The question is not “what if”; it is “when will”.
I have trust issues with authors
me reading: this character is going to die. isn't he.
me reading: I can't care about this character. I can't care about him as much as I want to because he's going to die
me reading: I can tell you're writing him like he's going to die, author
me reading: I'm not falling for this.
me reading: oh maybe he's not going to die.
me reading: because if he was he should have died there
me reading: okay, I'll care about him
me reading: I see that I can trust y---
the author: TROLOLOLOLOLOL
me reading: FUCK SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU NEVER AGAIN NEVER FUCKING AGAIN
[[MORE]] The one with Joey because it’s so adorable & the one with Brosenthal because it’s fucking hilarious :D
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wheelcher: abraham lincoln vampire hunter sounds like something that would be shown at the Premiere