So many countries, so little time~: amanati:... →
amanati: abortedslunk: whatevertheheckles: nepetaschoiceass: whatevertheheckles: butwewereokay: bemusedlybespectacled: imsoweirdimnotanitimanith: mikulukashipblog: ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird…
dumbuttt: girls that have unprotected sex and are devastated when they find out they’re pregnant
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum thinks Under Pressure is coming on the radio, only to realize it’s Ice Ice Baby.
Unpopular Opinion (maybe?):
[[MORE]] I don’t want The Fault In Our Stars to be made into a movie. I just don’t think they’ll get it right. I mean, the book is ALWAYS better than the movie, but sometimes they get it as near as possible. I don’t think this will happen with The Fault In Our Stars because it’s all told from Hazel’s perspective. The Hunger Games is all told from Katniss’...
Me: Hmmmm I'm not too sure about this character
Writers: We'll make you fall in love with them
Me: omg omg omg I love you my favourite character
Writers: lolololol lets kill them
Me: wait what
Writers: They die
Writers: They die
Me: No wait
Me: NO PLEASE
When meeting someone who is learning English.
Foreigner: Hello. I am learning your language. Please accept my most sincere apologies if I make an error in my use of syntax, spelling, or grammar.
Native Speaker: lol wut u tlkin bout yolo
Congratulations, Movie Peeta! You get to keep your...
shanksperian-everlark: Book Peeta:
becoming a fangirl was the best and worst subconscious decision I ever made in my life
foxfacing: WHEN I WALK THROUGH THE ARENA THIS IS WHAT I SEE ALL THE TRIBUTES STOP AND RUN AWAY FROM ME I GOT MY TRIDENT IN MY HAND AND I AIN’T AFRAID TO THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT I’M FINNICK AND YOU KNOW IT
Josh Hutcherson singing Mario theme. your...
coreling: If I had a dollar for every time I’ve felt more emotions towards a fictional character than I do towards people I know in real life, I would probably have enough money to pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need.
Just finished The Fault In Our Stars, cried my...
Also, I've recently realized I LOVE Hot Chelle Rae
Small Bump by Ed Sheeran: the only song I can love...
Have you ever tried to do a Harry Potter Spell?
because of tumblr i have otps in shows i don’t even watch
Caesar: For those of you idiots who haven't read the book and have no idea what tracker jackers are...
katniss: i'll take your bread
katniss: just kidding
katniss: let's eat these poisonous berries
peeta: hold the fuck up let me touch your braid
draculoids: constantly calling grown men your babies
The Odds in Your Favor: galeactuallysmiling:... →
galeactuallysmiling: queeneverdeen: will kill people if catching fire doesn’t include sugar cube? mouth-to-mouth brought to you by finnick and peeta we’re already married and if it weren’t for the baby katniss getting drunk with haymitch and puking on gale’s shoes at least part…
Straight guy: Jennifer Lawrence is hot
Gay guy: Jennifer Lawrence is hot
Straight girl: Jennifer Lawrence is hot
Gay girl: Jennifer Lawrence is hot
Jennifer Lawrence: I look like a troll
Harry: *breaks the Elder Wand*
Effie: THAT IS MAHOGANY!!
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
paulfer: every step you take every move you make i’ll be watching you