My brother just slammed something on a glass table and my mom was like: You're gonna break it! And he was like: I don't care!! And I was like: ZAYN!! Yeah... I'm the weird one in the family...
December 2011
- Picture of 1D on my computer screen:
- Me: OH MY LORD WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING PERFECT?! LIKE THAT HAIR HOW DOES IT SIT SO BEAUTIFULLY ON YOUR HEAD I DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU LOOK SO GOOD OH MY LORD JUST GET INSIDE ME. BUT REALLY I NEED TO SAVE THIS IN MY FOLDER ALONG WITH MY OTHER 700 PICTURES OF YOU CUZ YOU ARE SO PERFECT. I JUST CANNOT DO THIS ANYMORE I CANNOT WAIT TILL OUR WEDDING DAY
- Picture of 1D on my computer screen:
- Me: I know I'm speechless too
Omg I miss Tumblr so sooo much :( but you have to pay for wi-fi at the hotel I'm staying at, my dad might pay for a day or two but until then don't unfollow please!! I love you <3 and Happy New Years in case I can't make it!!
My life literally consists of being on the Internet with a few bathroom and snack breaks
Facebook Friend Request
Old friend sends you a request:
Some hot person sends you a request:
ENEMY sends you a request:
Someone you know’s Mom sends you a request:
10 year old sends you a request:
Abadajnjlis Munjabajjaba (some foreign person) sends you a request:
Sometimes I write in caps lock so there’s extra EMPHASIS
- friend: *sees picture of member of my favourite band* oh, they're quite good-looking!
- me: do you think so
- me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
- me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
- me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
- me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
- friend: what
- me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
I love books. The ability to be sitting in a crowd of people and yet still being able to escape into a whole new world. Reading will never be outdated or forgotten, because our imaginations and minds crave them. The feeling of slipping into other worlds for a while is one of the greatest ways to treat yourself.
Listen
PRESS PLAY AND SING IT
DO NOT PRETEND YOU DON’T KNOW THE WORDS TO THIS
//reblog.
==> Hear first syllable
==> REBLOG AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
me after hearing first word
CHILDHOOD. ♥
Flawless.
Ahhhh miss this so much
When I first joined Tumblr I was like:
WTF is a GIF
What’s an “ANON”?
WTF do I do!
Now I’m Like
“Let’s take this to the bedroom“ I say seductively as I pick up my laptop to so I can continue blogging until 5 in the morning.
If I had allies that wanted to share a meal with me during the Games:
and then i’d be dancing around them like this:
And then they would be like:
My family when someone wakes up before anyone else:
- Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
- Everyone else: Let me just stomp throughout the house, slam a bunch of doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
